Xoom

Hello ladies.

Look at your tablet...
now back to mine.

Now back at your tablet...
now back to mine.

Sadly, your tablet isn't mine.

But it could act like mine
if it used Honeycomb.

What's in your hand?! Back at me! I have it:
it's a tablet with two apps for that thing you like.

Look again! Those apps are now widgets.
Anything is possible when your man uses Android.

Btw, I'm on Verizon.